Woo hoo! My nephew Ben is back from Afghanistan via Cyprus. He wasn’t due back till early next week, but turned up early and nearly killed his mum with the shock. Little wotsit. I’m so happy he’s back 
This is what he got up to on the way out, oooh, Ross Kemp, 3:15 for Mr Mitchell?
Ben and Ross
Ben looking too young
Is it me, or does he look 14? Way too young to be on the frontline in the infantry.
Looking a little older
But this makes me worry about how much older he seems.
But then……
Coming home
I guess he was glad to be coming home, and apart from a well scary new hair length, he looks good to me 
Good that he’s back S&S. Don’t think he looks 14, though. Try more like TWELVE!!!
Ross Kemp doesn’t do it for me, and anyway, it’s my turn next. And yes, I know I’m slacking – have felt very under-inspired of late…
Yeah, you’re right, 12 it is! Over to you then matey